Blogging In Plain Site

The Dude Abides

One of those days, huh dude?

Yeah.

You know, a wiser man than me once said, sometimes you eat the Ba'ar and sometimes the Ba'ar, well, it eats you.

Is that some sort of eastern thing?

Far from it. You know, I like your style, Dude.

Well, thanks, I like your style too, you got that whole cowboy thing going on...

It's just that, do you have to use so many cus words?

'the Fuck you talkin' about man?

Mm-hmm, well take her easy, dude.

- The Big Lebowski

And I Quote

"I'm not talkin' about Dance lessons. I'm talkin' about putting a brick through the other guy's windshield. I'm talkin' about goin' out there and chopping it up!"
- Royal Tenenbaum

Gangsta Graphs

More here...

And I Quote....

Michael and Dwight fire up a party glow light in a dark hotel room to reveal a concentrated, neon yellow splatter shot on one of the twin beds, some of the wall.

Michael: What is that?

Dwight: It's either blood, semen or urine.

Michael: Boy, I sure hope it's urine.

The Office

That's Stupid.

"Doh! Why do things that only happen to stupid people keep happening to ME??!!" - Homer Simpson

"Educated? No. Stupid? Yep. And when I say stupid I mean stupid." - Beastie Boys, Hey Ladies