In a shocking display of Shock and Awe, the Woodinville High school "Tear Your Hearts Out with Our Talons" Falcons demolished a seemingly hapless Franklin High School team 64-0 in FAST PITCH SOFTBALL.
The coach, Jim Weir, destroyer of little girls self esteem, apparently was shocked as anyone by the final score. He said he was concentrating more on making sure his players were playing the game right and had lost count of the score. Their is a "mercy" rule where the game is called due to a lopsided score. Apparently, the parameters of the mercy rule need to be fine tuned a bit.
OK, let's do some math.
If they scored evenly, they pulled in about 7 runs an inning. After 3 innings its 21-zip. This is a baseball game.
OK, forget 3 innings.
At 2 innings its 14-love. Again, baseball. At this point in the second inning, when the Woodinville girls are using the Franklin infield like Matt Lauer uses Brittney Spears in an interview, engorged in a vile hit parade of softball domination that seemingly has no end...does any one clue in that this is a killing spree?
Does it start to occur to someone...the parents, the players, the umpires, the casual observer in the park near by who can't help but be distracted by the smell of rotting human flesh and the carnival of carrion circling over the pitcher's mound, hey how about the head coach...?? Did it occur to anyone after the SECOND INNING that this might be getting ugly??
Nope. It went on. In the seventh inning when it is 50-zip. At this point, did the coach start experimenting on ways to get the game over with. Try hitting the opposite side. Try stealing every base. Try playing without a glove.
Nope. It went on for 14 more runs. By the ninth inning you might as well chain the Franklin Girls to their field positions turn off the lights, set up a batting machine and go home for the night.
What a disgusting lack of sportsmanship.
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